COMMON [UNTRUE] THINGS GUYS SAY TO NEW ESCORTS

Are You a Newbie?

Here’s a quickie guide of the (UNTRUE!) things you’re most likely to hear as a NEWBIE, in no particular order:
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“Ruby down the road provides this service. Why can’t you?”
“Diamond down the road charges $50 less.”
“Sapphire down the road doesn’t mind going over time.”  1911962956.gif
“Can I pay you by check? I’ve never had a problem with other ladies accepting them.”
“I forgot my wallet; can I pay you next week? I’m going to become a regular client.”  1544784191.gif
“If you give me a discount today I’ll become a regular client.”
“I can do you a (better) website in exchange for free services.”
“I can be your security in exchange for a free service.”  4169724106.gif
“I can be your driver in exchange for free services.
“I can take (better) photos in exchange for free services.”
“Let’s you and me team up together to provide a couples service, I’ll get free sex and you’ll get more work.”
“Jennifer down the road doesn’t mind me calling/texting/emailing at random times of the day/night for no particular reason.”  3249232746.gif
“I don’t give out my personal details to other ladies who visit me at home, why do you need them?”
“Can you describe what you’re going to do me/what we’ll get up to in our time together?” (In other words he’s asking for masturbation material).
“GFE/PSE really means bareback.  Do you do bareback?” 2346198366.gif
“I’ll give you ($$ $) if you do bareback with me.”
“We don’t need to use a condom, I only have sex with my wife.”   696753710.gif
“Do you have any more pictures please?” (Even though you have 5 galleries worth on your site.)  166322328.gif
“Can I have some more details please?” Or variations thereof; sometimes prefixed with: “I haven’t seen your website, a friend gave me your number…” or “the computer ‘crashed’ just after I managed to write your phone number down…”
“I’m a prolific reviewer” (translated it means “Do whatever it takes to make me happy or I’ll threaten you with a bad review”.) 1164835837.gif
The above is not to be confused with the hundreds and thousands of lovely gentlemen out there who make this job worthwhile and keep our bread buttered. Remember, if you hear any of the above, they’re either not genuine or they’re not worth seeing.
But don’t worry, you’ll soon sort the good clients from the riff raff!
Spotting Time Wasters- A Guide to the Most Common Time Waster Comments:
We all get them from time to time and you can’t always spot them but, like any other business where taking appointments is the way its done, you will have them.  Below are common sayings from “time wasters”, aka “time vampires”, or “time tumors”
The ones that insist on sending a picture of their dicks. [Why would we want to see that? As if we have not seen one before?  IDIOTS] 3526726405.gif
“Send me a hot pic, to keep me going until I see you”… [How about you send me some $$$ until I see you?  Pervert]
“Send me a pic of your face… [You know they won't book you once decline to send one, so why bother?]
“‘How much for a fuck”… [Probably a pre-pubescent 12 year old prank calling]
“Can you take a big cock?  I’ve got a huge one.  You should be paying me…” [I suppose you want a discount too, huh?  Sure, why not.  I love my uterus pounded and then taking less money for my troubles.  Fkn awesome!] 1327202685.gif
“I know we’ve exchanged several e-mails, and arranged a booking but I STILL want to chat on the phone with you, just to talk about the appointment” – [Note: some clients will genuinely want to speak to an escort before an appointment to feel her out in the same way smart escorts feel out clients on the phone before meeting them - BUT this phone call does not need to cover any sexual topics so if he calls just to talk about what you're wearing, hang up and cross his booking out of your black book asap!]
“What are your rates?”
‘My rates are on my website.’
“Oh my friend gave me your number”
‘Oh, right… in that case ask your friend to give you the website address.’
“How big are your tits?” – [This may be the beginning of a jerk session]  :crazy:
“Oh you will love seeing me! I’m handsome, and have a big dick.” [Last time I checked, handsomeness and a big dick doesn't sit well with my landlord or bill collectors]
“I’d like to see you for a couple of hours…or maybe all night if we really get along” [If I'm doing an overnight, you damn well better book that in advance].
“I’m looking for a lady to see on a regular basis…” [Watch out with this.  It could be the beginning of a haggling session].
“I’ve never done this before, how would you see the evening progressing?” [Note: This is a great time to tell them to send all their questions in an email - if they're genuine-but-nervous, they will email but if they only want to get off to your voice, they won't bother!]
“I want you to arrive with just stockings on under your coat’ [Note: These ones may even plan to hide and watch/film you wandering around the hotel/street, so be extra careful here]
“Can i have some details please??” – D’oh, use your imagination if you want to jerk off.  8P
“Can you describe yourself please?”,
‘Have you not seen my website?’
“Yes but my computer crashed before I got a chance to look at your site”
‘Oh, really!!! I suppose you made a note of my number AFTER it crashed!!!!’ 560643511.gif
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Any more good ones, ladies??  I’m sure you’ve heard a bunch of B.S. from certain guys which you can share with new ladies!

42 thoughts on “COMMON [UNTRUE] THINGS GUYS SAY TO NEW ESCORTS

  1. This is awesome! Thanks!
    Do you trade links or guest blog on other writers’ blogs?
    If so, I’d love to chat.

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